7. Skunk
Not even Pepé Le Pew would cosign this stinky slang.
6. Grass
Since the days of free love, hippies, and flower power, this term for marijuana has gone up in smoke. Not OK, boomer.
5. Little Green Friends
Unless you’re trying to convince a kid to eat veggies, this is certified narc talk.
4. Pot
Who are you, McGruff the Crime Dog?
3. Tea
Unless you played with Cab Calloway in the ’30s, save it for the Snapple Lady.
2. Aunt Mary
The only aunts we trust gift us socks and cheap cologne for the holidays.
1. Dope
If you’re not referring to the heavy stuff — or something of supreme coolness — you’re definitely police.
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