6. Tuesday
Ever hear someone say, “Thank God it’s Tuesday?” (Sorry, iLoveMakonnen.)
5. Wednesday
Congrats, you’re not dead (yet).
4. Monday
Chick-fil-A is open.
3. Thursday
The official weekday of throwback photos and thirsty DMs.
2. Saturday
Live ya best life.
1. Friday
And next Friday, and the Friday after next. Word to Smokey, Craig, and Day Day.
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