A Survivor's Guide to Holiday Traditions and Traumas
Now might be a good time to tell your family to fuck off
Thanksgiving
The 8 Most Disappointing Dishes on Your Thanksgiving Table, Ranked
Let us not give thanks for these abominations that Americans keep ruining
The 12 Major Fall and Winter Holidays, Ranked
’Tis the season… for ranking the cold-weather holidays!
The 10 Most Mouthwatering Thanksgiving Sides, Ranked
Please enjoy this list conceived specifically to start fights. You’re welcome, and bon appetit!
The 11 Most Edible Thanksgiving Meats, Ranked
Another year, another dry turkey
The 6 Most Annoying People You'll Encounter on Thanksgiving, Ranked
We know they're your family, but they sho' do work your nerves!
The Layers of a Turducken, Ranked
There are levels to this mystical Thanksgiving triple threat
How to Handle MAGA Relatives at the Family Dinner You Shouldn’t Even Be Having
Don’t go home for…
5 Reasons Thanksgiving Is a Trash Holiday, Ranked
Gratitude is great. All this other stuff? Not so much
The Life-or-Death Dilemma of Thanksgiving 2020
Are you willing to risk it all for family time during a…