9. Hilary
No shots, but we’ve seen enough zzzz-level local news personalities trying to be influencers so we know exactly how this would go. No thank you.
8. Aunt Viv (New)
Imposter! Imposter!
7. Carlton
The incessant dance challenges would provide crucial laughs in these trying times. The incessant motivational quotes by Tom Jones and Macaulay Culkin? Not so much.
6. Ashley
Don’t be out here following Ashley Banks, man. That’s a child.
5. Uncle Phil
Real talk, Phil’s husky ass going straight mukbang with some Del Taco on Instagram Live would be a hell of a way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
4. Aunt Viv (OG)
You just know @auntvivcametoslay would be an entertaining follow. Serve that regal-ass realness, queen!
3. Will
Fit check all day, baby.
2. Geoffrey
Shade for days. ☕️🐸
1. Jazz
Selfies at lawn care centers. Blurry shots of his thumb. A broken jack-in-the-box, accompanied by a faux-deep caption littered with misspellings. Just embrace the chaos — and protect Jazz at all costs.