'Twas the Month Before MAGA
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'Twas the Month Before MAGA

A guide on what to expect starting Inauguration Day 2025

Twas the month before Maga, when all through the House

Not a Bill will be passed without approval from the louse

The Senate reviews all Trump’s nominees with care

To oppose the unqualified, they don’t openly dare

We will have a budget, though we really came close

Trump demanded the debt ceiling be raised; he would boast

The money he’d give to the wealthy in a tax cut

The poor and middle class would get nothing. Say what?

Trump’s outsourced policy-making to Citizen Musk

The richest man in the world cares nothing about us

Cuts are coming to Social Security and Medicare

The rich will get richer while other cupboards are bare

Trump wants to make Canada the 51st state

He may take over the Panama Canal by next year on this date

He’s threatened to expand the war in the Mideast

If everyone doesn’t bow down to his whims, even the least

He wants to buy Greenland, though they’d never think to sell

He thought Finland was in Russia; his brain doesn’t work well

The brown and Black nations he doesn’t like much

“Shithole countries,” he called them; he’d prefer they were Dutch

It’s a month before MAGA, and it may not end well

Mass deportations will lead to shortages with nothing to sell

The fruits and vegetables you’ve come to expect will be there

Were picked largely by migrants you didn’t know were there

Construction will slow down, and roofs won’t get fixed

Essential workers won’t be part of the mix

When you check into a hotel, you’ll learn I suppose

There’ll be no housekeeping; the restaurant will be closed

The Department of Education will soon be shutting down

One Department of several he’ll close with a frown

The vaccines you’re used to will soon be no more

Polio, Mumps, and Rubella will be back with a roar

On January 20th, he’ll be back in the Oval

Accompanied by the wealthiest men he could cajole

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Americans knew we had something to dread

White nationalism had resided in the White House before

This time, they took over and barred the front door

On Bannon, on Miller, on Hegseth, on Gabbard

On Kennedy Jr, the way forward will be haggard

It’s a month before MAGA has its turn in the light

How long before they notice the reality of their plight

It was never about you and improving your lot

You’ll pay more for groceries, cars, and homes you ain’t got

Trump’s tariffs will be announced with great fanfare and a roar

The result is for everything, you will pay more

They’ll come for your healthcare; its survival isn’t sure

School shootings are ignored, thoughts and prayers they won’t cure

It’s a month before MAGA, and all through the land

White supremacists are happy because they’ve got their man.

This article originally appeared on Medium and is edited and republished with author's permission. Read more of William Spivey's work on Medium.