The Official NBA Playoff Power Rankings, Based on Which Mascots I Could Beat in a Fist Fight
The only power ranking that matters
The only power ranking that matters
Do you take your coffee with creamer or a spoonful of STFU?
Keep your eye on the pie
They say it's the thought that counts—but did you really think before buying these?
Sometimes one coworker has all these qualities… which makes them the office bully.
It's not your imagination—drivers are getting worse out there
Let us not give thanks for these abominations that Americans keep ruining
With bars like this, how dangerous could artificial intelligence be?
Every sender of these deserves to get blocked
Nothing wrong with sexy, but maybe not if it makes everyone else feel weird and gross?
'Stop reading this and get back to work, what are we even paying you for?'
It's not ALL junk and shady deals
Dealing with other people is a marathon unto itself
Where is our flying Apple Car, already? Geez!
We're having our groceries delivered from now on
Thanks to technology you shouldn't worry too much about, we know exactly what Trump was thinking. Reader discretion advised.
"B**ch, I'm aging!” deserves its own national anthem for those over 40 dealing with many, many indignities
What's in a nepo baby name?
Your sense of civic duty shouldn't require you to interact with these buffoons
You, too, can go viral, if you just follow this formula!
Aye, somebody go check on Darius
We have watched the footage over and over. And over. Still, we're seeking answers.
Happy National Avocado Day, for those who partake!
Ghosts may scare kids, but adults are haunted by less spectral fears
We've seen Carm's nightmarish cooking-show dream; what would others look like?
We busted out a gigantic cardboard box and created a flowchart for all of you potential Kens out there
But it was such a good deal!
Would you eat "lab-grown chicken"?
No one really wants to watch this man square up with The Zuck. Allow us to play fight promoter...
Yeah, I'd like to solve the puzzle